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| Announcement: Not so Sweet Diane |
| Posted: skypilot @ Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:27 pm |
There used to be an SP in Hamilton and Toronto who went by the name Sweet Diane. At the time she had a website that included not only her SP info but had a chat board about sex and also movie reviews.
I was interested, and set up an appointment in Hamilton. When I called her to confirm she was somewhat nasty on the phone. I should have realized there would be issues. I showed up on time and she answered the door wet and wearing a towel. Jeesus fucking Christ she says, couldn't you have given me some more time? With that she has me wait on the couch while she went and put on a tshirt and jeans. Then she sits down and starts talking to me about her brother who keeps coming over trying to get money from her, saying he was just here and thats why she was late. I had asked her to be ready in a pair of stockings and a skirt, and I asked if she was going to change. She said, No, I don't want to. We went into the bed room we both took off our clothes and lay down. She was attractive but not super attractive. She asked me what part of her body I liked the best. I really didn't find her body that attractive but I told her I liked her ass, which seemed to please her. She was the kind of woman that you meet in a bar and after 5 minutes you know she is a real wacko. Well Diane was a real wacko.
She puts a condom on me and starts to give me a blow job. Her long, still damp hair hung down and covered her face so I reached down and tried to move the hair out of the way. Jeesus fucking Christ she says, don't pull my fucking hair. I jerked my hand back and caught her hair in her earing. Owww! Jeesus fucking Christ are you trying to fucking kill me?
So we continued on with me eating her. After a minute or so I figured what the hell, I know she just had a shower, so I dropped down and started licking her asshole. The reaction - oh oh oh thats so great, OH OH OH. She lifted her ass up so I could get in there better and just kept moaning. After a while she stopped and said, I want to fuck, what position do you like? I said cowgirl , because I figured that way I'd let her do the work. I dont like that she says, do you have another favorite position? I suggested doggy and she said ok. The whole time I am fucking her she is talking about how most of her clients are lawyers and they are all assholes, how she has to pay for her brother and fathers drinking habits, and on and on. While she was talking I reached dawn and started rubbing her asshole with my thumb. Ohhhhh she said, Then she says Stop! pulls away from me and runs out of the room She comes back with a bottle of lube and says If you are gonna play with my ass, you are gonna fuck my ass. She rolls on her side with one leg in the air and starts lubing up her asshole. Then she gets in the doggy position an I start fucking her ass. She starts hollering jeesus fucking christ over and over until she came.
I still hadn't cum, and she says, Whats the matter with you are you queer?
She suggested I jerk off on her tits which I finally did even though I had a real hard time.
This happened around 1998 or 1999 and at that time I posted an unfavorable review on whatever review board was big at the time. She got very angry and started sending me PM's saying I was a liar and had never seen her. I sent one back describing her apartment, saying she kept her condoms in a flowered cookie jar under her bed, and even naming the titles of three of the books that were in the bookcase in her bedroom. I didn't hear back from her after that. I know she continued as an SP for a while and a few of her reviews were good, but many were bad. She would always post nasty replies to the bad reviews, and I think guys got off pulling her chain.
Then she disappeared, going to where ever it is missing sp's go to.
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